I have been meaning for a while to write down some recommendations before leaving England, so here they are.
Regent's Canal East of Camden TownStarting at Camden Market, you can walk, in a single afternoon, all the way East along the canal until you get to the river, and in the doing see an incredible range of London living, from posh oligarch playhouses to grimy street art with plenty of peculiar pubs to stop at along the way.
Living Lounge Hostel (Lisbon)If you must leave London, consider going to Lisbon, Portugal, to stay in the best hostel ever of all time, the Living Lounge Hostel. (The same people operate a similar hostel down the street called the Lisbon Lounge, which is why the website has that name.) Idiosyncratic rooms, an artsy lounge, delicious in-house dinner, and jovial hipster staff made us wonder why we were not being charged high-end hotel prices to stay here.
Jeremy BenthamDon't look it up and don't ask any detailed questions. Just go to the University College of London campus by Russel Square and ask to see him. You will be told where to go.
Monmouth CoffeeIf you need good high-quality American style coffee in London, there is only one place to go (well, three, since they have three branches): Monmouth coffee. For two years I went out of my way to buy all my coffee here. They'll even sell you raw beans if you want to tempt the fire alarms in your dorm with a home-roasing project.
Sir John Soane MuseumThe walk from the entrance hall to the collection chambers of this free museum near the LSE campus is my idea of what the onset of madness must be like.
Cotswolds Bike TripsMy favorite thing of all to do in England is cycling in the countryside, and there's no better place to do it than the Cotswolds. You can get a train with your bikes from London to the West side (e.g. Cheltenham Spa), cycle to a remote bed and breakfast in the middle using a trusty cycling map, and catch the train back from the other side (e.g. Moreton-on-Marsh). Be forewarned: Google maps is worthless for this kind of thing.
Jamón IbéricoThe best food. I suspect the Spanish may have invented it to piss off the Moors. Occupied by Muslims? What better way to get back at them than developing the most delicious pork the world has ever known?
Nine Elms MarketThere's a sort of hidden Sunday market behind the Vauxhall Sainsbury's. It goes by the same name (Nine Elms Market or New Covent Garden Market) as a wholesale early-morning market, but it operates on Sundays until mid-afternoon and doesn't seem to be advertised anywhere. I believe this is the cheapest place to get anything in London. from housewares to giant wheels of cheese to bike parts to giant slabs of bacon to bowls to Dancehall CDs to sugar cane. My friends once bought half a goat there. There's great street food, too. To find it, just follow the crowds disappearing through the gate in the fence behind the Sainsbury's parking lot.